The words go too fast, drunk people who are not part of your group mumble right into your ear and throw you off; peanuts when thrown at the back of your head can be felt. And dutch courage will make you do anything.
If it wasn’t for the other two brave girls, I would have dissolved into a little puddle right there.
I am a hypocrite.
A friend told me about her friend whose boyfriend is ten years younger than her. And I gasped and said, “That’s not good, it’s doomed.”
She looked at me scornfully and said why, and I was left mumbling something about parents, and older sisters and children. She walked off shaking her head in despair. Dude, I’m stuck in the nineties.
I am so wannabe.
I got invited to a party by a lesbian couple. And I was so excited that I called most of my friends to tell them that. A turned to me, and said, “What’s the big deal you know?”
Yeah, what’s the big deal? But I just felt so cool to be invited to a rainbow party. And I have lesbian friends too you know. Seriously, i’m so not cool.
No.1 job for horny guys
Yes, I shall direct you to the right place. I have been watching entourage on DVD, and I just figured that when they showed the stuff on TV, it was tamer than Tulsi Virani.
They just cut off all the nudity, the making out, the playboy mansion shots. All hacked. By some guy who goes ‘oh my, there’s boob, chop chop.’
What does he say when people ask him, “ Beta tum karte kya ho?”
“Aunty main apke bacchon ki maan maryada ka khayal rakhta hoon.”
“Aunty main slasher hoon.”
Too much of a good thing is well, too much.
Back to back Entourage. For six days. Think I’ll throw up by the time I finish season 4 tomorrow.
Women can be bitches. And how.
So there’s a guy they think is cute. He doesn’t give them much attention. They’re not his type, he’s not their type. They tell me he’s doing so well for himself because he’s sleeping with the woman boss.
Grapes are sour, when it comes to scorned women.
A friend enlightened us. We laughed our heads off. Ya, this is what he said, “When we have nothing better to do we get together for a booty call.”
Nothing better to do??? Like nails are cut, cable is not working, not even a half decent book to read, Ipod is bust, fine then, let’s just give a booty call.
okay, whatever gets your motor running i guess.
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