Saturday, September 5, 2009

where is the horse tranquilizer when you need it?


I’m going to hunt down the person who wrote the whisper line “have a happy period”. Then I’m going to take his/her spine and yank it off their back, vertebrae by vertebrae.

After which I will dance on the said person's head and tear out clumps of their hair with my bare hands.

Happy period my ass.

16 comments:

The Cloudcutter said...

Drink chamomile tea. It really works. Get the Twinings one. 25 bags for Rs 150. A little steep for tea, but worth it.

And I could tell you who wrote that line but you have to promise me that you will do EXACTLY what you're threatening to. EXACTLY.

agent green glass said...

@cloudcutter: oh yes. i promise. I'm swaying not just in pain, but because the axe in my hand is sooo heavy.

Choco said...

Count me in...I will gouge his eyes out and dip them in Rasogolla syrup. I will use his tongue as a mop...I want to yank, first his nails and then his fingers off...One by one...Ahh..Just the thoughts make me feel better...

Have gone down with you sweetie...There ain't such a thing as a happy period..

PS: I could not view the picture :(

Eveline said...

I have VERY recently discovered that one thing that can make you feel better about your pain is by taking it out on someone (MALE).

On the other hand, I am now worried that I can feel pain in my abdomen starting... Feel better soon!

The knife said...

I am told that nothing works.

And I know what Eveline means...I normally am on my best behaviour

Me!!! said...

LMAO!
... sorry, Shorry...
din't mean this to sound sexist but,
does anybody else also think that Indira Gandhi might've been, ummm... 'feeling the same way' when she announed the Emergency?

*dodges that axe that just came flying at my head*

Me!!! said...

"announCed"

agent green glass said...

@choco: ooh. welcome to the club. i agree. it has to be a he. which crazy ass woman could have thought of something soooo dumb.

and the pix: i dunno why. i've jus about learnt to put the music player (all credit to eveline)...let me check with someone.

@eve: yup. but the guys have become damn smart. and they either go out of their way to avoid you. or they're so sweet and wear such a patient look that you're foiled either ways.

@knife: see, smart boy.

@me: dude, you obviously have no concern for your safety?

Sangitha said...

But its a she who says that line that too with a bloody taunt..!! Muz a jackass who didnt knew wat she was saying...

Meghana Naidu said...

a hot water bottle, someone to scream at and cry to and the freedom to moan like a dying donkey, thats what keeps me from going 'hannibal lecter' on the world.
happy period, its like saying 'hope you are satisfied with the electric chair'
*snort

disappearslikesmoke said...

which self-respecting guy would risk using "happy"? have a nice day is where guys would stop. Or simply, enjoy!see very few syllables...its a chick. i'm certain.

Saltwater Blues said...

Now the only period I ever hated was Hindi, but the first time I saw that ad I went: "Whoa! are they serious!!" Yeah our adwallas get it terribly wrong at times!

How u feeling better now AGG.

agent green glass said...

@sangitha: go girl!

@meghana:'hope you are satisfied with the electric chair'
i think those magic words settled my hormones! i laughed so much.

@disappearslikesmoke: aah, you have a point. tho it could also be a guy trying to write like a chick what?

@SwB: you were better than me. i shivered through hindi, math, sanskrit, physics...and pretty much everything else.

and i hope you're over the I don't know phase!

ziba said...

that line just had to be written by a man...one of the dumbest lines i ever heard...so count me in on your hunt

just a thought...maybe it was written by a woman who had a pregnancy scare and was full on happy when she got her period...

Spazsim Chasm said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:)
I LOVE YOU!

ani_aset said...

uhh i'm scared...god help please..not me..them souls please :)