Monday, June 13, 2011

nuff already


Fuck, fuck, fuck. All I can think about is why didn’t I buy the Husain sketch?

It was going for a lakh five years back. Not a particularly pretty sketch. Just a small charcoal squiggly thing which I think one of his grandkids did at school and he signed for a lark.

I should have broken the bank and bought it.

But as usual, my middle class desire to watch my Post Office account grow at the speed of a snail shitting, dashed all my dreams.

Things could have been so different now. I could have been racing up and down the streets yelling, “he’s dead, he’s dead.” I could have been rolling in money, stuffing it into my mattress, stitching it into my shower curtains.

Sigh.

Then there’s the wonderful Baba Ramdev. What the fuck dude. This is embarrassing for those who do yoga and believe in it. The man wilted faster than the cabbage in the McDonalds burger.

Just about seven days and he’s in ICU. Hello, what happened to the million kapalbhathis? And years of tapasya? Gone in a wink i guess.

And finally, I prefer my news from a channel that is crisp and to the point. Which is why I would recommend catching India TV’s latest offering: Osama Sex Machine Tha.

Very informative.


26 comments:

Choco said...

Hahahaa :D

This is why I recommend the files of Agent Green Glass. Crisp, to the point and so guffaww worth!

Atrisa said...

Haha girl you must be damn frustrated in life for you to churn out such marvels!

The Cloudcutter said...

Dude, I interviewed Husain in 1996. Should have stolen the cup and saucer he offered me tea in. Damn!

And that fucker Ramdev and his crazy eye. He really is a kalankh on the yogi community!

You said it - India TV rules. Succint and in-your-face!

Neo Geaser said...

Nice..and I feel the same..

dipikasingh said...

:D

Mathangi said...

Hahahahahahahah! Delurking to say, sex machine? Hahahahahahahah!

Eveline said...

First off, TOTALLY up for more of these news updates, please. Keep sharing. Makes me feel less dorky.

You have got to love the local news shows around here. I watch them just so I can get a good laugh.
Baba Ramdev is a loon...I feel sorry for him...

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Anil P said...

You could still go for the sketch, since the anniversary of his passing away will arrive year on year. So nothing is truly lost!

SwB said...

Didn't realize it's been so long since you last blogged. Am I the only one missing you?

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