Thursday, July 1, 2010

immaculate examination

I had a hostel reunion the other day. And met M after ages.

She’s a certified nut job.

She was seeing this guy in the hostel. And could never make up her mind if she wanted to sleep with him or not.

Every Sunday she’d come back from spending the day at his place, and the first question I’d ask her was, “So?”

The answer would always be no.

Obviously the guy was trying every trick in the book. And M was running out of excuses.

So finally, it boiled down to this.

One evening she came back hysterical with laughter. Apparently things got really hot and heavy. And then she suddenly realised she didn’t want to go the whole hog. And she didn’t want to hurt his feelings either.

So in the middle of him tugging at her jeans she has a brainwave and yells stop. The poor guy stops.

M looks at him and says, “ I’ve taken a mannat. You can’t touch me below my boobs.”

The guy is horrified. And of course, in the hostel we’re all collapsing with laughter.

What kind of mannat is this?

Dear God, if you make me pass my exams, I’ll only let him touch my boobs and nothing else.

Anyway M passed with flying colours. And the guy ended up marrying her.

There must be a moral to this story. Or a song that sums it up.

PS: Here’s what i’m thinking. I’m going to write every day. For one whole month. Let’s see how it goes. If you see the number of unfinished craft projects scattered around my house. Or rather hidden in the deep recesses of the huge storage cupboard which I deviously got made for exactly this purpose, you shall realise that I’m not very good at being consistent.


Tamanna Mishra said...

When a guy asked me out for the first time (in class 11), I told him I couldn't go because "Mamma will scold me". He of course never really looked at me again :P

I am dumber. Of course. I loved the mannat bit though :D Smart girl ;) LOL!

soin said...

this goes on to prove how evil they can get.first the mannat. and then she marries him! seething anger this

oRange* said...

In the middle of this hot make out session, how does someone come up with such an absurd mannat!
Poor guy! If I were him, I would have died laughing!

Atrisa said...

I hope he's aware of the story she made up :p

Shreya said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha damn your funny friend. can i have her as mine? :D

Roy said...

haha! it sounds like one of those things that is so out of this world that it might just be true

ani_aset said...

omg i need to breathe..can you imagine i stopped at “ I’ve taken a mannat. You can’t touch me below my boobs.” to comment hehehe. Ok i'll read some more. What she married him as well :P

Anita :) said...

Anyways the guy must not have been dumb enough to believe that...and she cared enough to lie...which might have been the reason he married her !!
:D good smiled when I read that he married her :D

Sangfroid said...

All is well that ends well.
Some projects are tough, some tougher :)