No no no.
You cannot wear pillow cover like chaddis under your track pants.
You have red nail polish, a size zero figure, the Swarovski encrusted cellphone, bling blanging off your bangs, and then you turn around. And what do I see?
Stuffed chaddi in bebe syndrome.
It makes your ass look like two parts. saggy bottom, and stuffed bottom.
And then there’s my yoga teacher.
Who also wears tight cream coloured pants with a chaddi that could be turned into a lifeboat for six, in case of flash floods.
I tried telling her about going Hilton. She almost choked on her Shirshasan.
Then I told her about thongs, and she told me never to wear them when I exercise because its heat producing.
Heat producing? Heat producing?????
Don’t know about you, but Greenpeace be damned.
I’d embrace global warming over meters of chaddi.