ode to the those who vandalise the road

Hey you pedestrian

you with the hand out

I want to drive up real close

And yank your brains out

 

I want to hear you S C R E A M

When i run over your little toe

I want to hear you yelp

When you see me next time

 

You don’t know

The green light means go

Not for you but for my car

You don’t see that at 60

It’s difficult to brake

Only becoz you stuck your stupid hand out

 

I want to be

I want to be

I want to be

The one that takes your hand out

 

Like lemmings you flood the road

You chat on the phone

You walk like you got nowhere to go

 

I want to be

I want to be

I want to be

The one that squashes your toe tonight.

You dither on the edge

You totter on the sidewalk

You see me inches away

And that's when you sprint down my path.

I curse

I swerve.

I honk.

And that's when I swear to myself

 I want to be

I want to be

I want to be

The one that gets to bite your head off