Nothing is private anymore.
Yesterday I heard about a site that lets you name your private parts. No, not those one’s. Just the boobs. Or nugga nuggas as the site calls them.
Also when I say name them, just a slight disclaimer if you were dreaming of a christening or a small private party with your closest friends and relatives. This is fairly simple. All you have to do is type your name in, and your sex. And jugga mugga, your boobs now have names. A personality. Individuality.
Only problem is it’s an American thingee. So it gives you names like Baskin (she’s the one on the left ) and Robbins (that’s her, in brown, on the right). And Justin and Tahima (mixed sex names is the latest among the body part set)
Anyway, so it gives me an idea. Why not start the same thing. Boob names, but in hindi. Why should we have to name them after American cities or dishes like beef chilli. We will take have our own desi version for our ...well...desi girls.
Machis aur Tilli haath mein ho, toh aag lag sakti hai babumoshai.
Yeh lo Gur aur Kaju . Kyun aap hi ne toh kaha tha kuch meetha ho jaye?
Plug aur Point mein haath diya toh shock se main nahi aap maroge.
And oh, I plan to customise it further. Foodies can block rasam and sambar. Celebrity spotters can have tupur and tapur. And the poetic kinds can even reserve names like rim and jhim.
There, chamiya and ramiya are in business. Any suggestions from you guys?