Excitable anchors discussing Obama’s visit to St Xaviers.
Woman 1: And the President came prepared, knowing the P word would come up.
Lead male anchor: Yes, you are absolutely right. They knew some student would say the P word, and that’s exactly what happened.
P word? What the f word happened to us saying Pakistan on TV?
And are they going to continue this in the future.
Good evening. And now for the top headlines.
The T word have said they’ll bomb some more towers in the US.
The K word just got sacked on corruption charges.
The Big B word’s wig flew off while he was dancing with the studio audience.
What can I say? I’ve run out of words.