There are times when you look at something, and you think, what the fuck is wrong with these people.
Happened to me.
I’m driving past carter road, when i see a shiny bright kiosk all the way down the stretch. It’s for a vodka named after the general secretary of the communist party of the soviet union. The same guy who made bird shit birthmarks cool.
Anyway, back to the point. So this brightly lit kiosk has a woman pole dancing. While some bored looking corporate dudes in striped shirts and ties watch her.
And the line says: Pole dancer by night, mother by day.
And more importantly why?
I can just see a bunch of people sitting around a conference table and saying, liberated women + yummy mummy = pole dancer. But modern + traditional = new mother.
Voila, put the two the two together and you have a brainwave.
I’m waiting for the rest. Eventually they’ll probably get to my favourite Gigolo by night, Grandfather by day.
Fools who wrote it + idiot who bought it = dumbasses by night, freaking idiots by day.