Okay, a quick update on the swimming.
However, there’s more to that story. And those who get grossed out by periods can tune out now. Wait before you go, just want to say, go here first.
Okay, now here’s the thing. Tampons are available in two sizes. Extra large for heavy flow and regular for well, regular flow. And all I will say is if you’re trying them for the first time don’t make the mistake I did.
I spent the day walking very, very funny. And sliding and sitting. Till a friend of mine asked to be shown the tampons. She was polite enough to stop laughing after ten minutes of rolling around in the front seat of the car, and tell me that Regular would be an easier option.
So if like me you are Tampon newbie, stick to Regular.
Why don’t they say this stuff on TV? Like the polio ads, or the Mala D ones?
By the way I think the person who coined the name Unwanted 72 is a genius. So simple. So descriptive. I have some of my own:
Maggie aka Lumpy Maida
Citibank aka Dial Customer Care and Die Waiting
Nokia aka Hang
Still not a patch on Unwanted 72. Sigh.