Valentine ’s Day is around the corner. That mushy day that’s designed to keep Archie’s and Cafe Coffee Day in business.
See, the thing is, I don’t really have a problem with love. Heck, there are days I violently believe in it. But I have a problem with celebrating these things on a given day that is standard issue. Why? Why can’t I celebrate Valentines’ Day some other day, say...25th of March. And why do I have to celebrate it with countless other folk? And who are you to tell me which day to get mushy?
It’s like my birthday. I never feel like celebrating it on that day. Or New Year’s Eve. By evening I’m bummed out. Because it’s like I have to, just have to celebrate it that day.
Anyway, for those who like 14th of February on 14th of February, here’s a site you might enjoy. It inspired me to come up with some of my own messages.
YA, LIKE FOR ONE DAY I’M SUPPOSED TO FORGET YOU LOOK UGLY AS HELL
WILL NOT SUCCUMB.
BELCH. BURP. FART.
YOU ARE MY SWEETHEART.
ROSES ARE SHIT
VIOLETS ARE GOO
IF IT AIN’T DIAMONDS
I DON’T LOVE YOU
Go to http://www.meish.org/vd/. And give love a shove.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009