Tuesday, October 12, 2010

please please would you throw an oil well my way

“Hey, I have a strange request. Don’t know if you’d be interested, but my friend needs help...”

Me: Yelling into my phone over the Andheri traffic, “ Tell me...”

“Okay, so there’s this Saudi princess who’s getting married.”

Me: Still yelling, “WHAT BUSINESS????? “

“SAUDI PRINCESS who’s getting married.”

Me: “Bhaiya, taxi roko.” (Dude, I would have stopped a plane to hear this.)

“And she wants a four minute music video for her mehendi ceremony. An original Arabic bollywood song.”

Me: “And...?”

“And she’s bollywood crazy, and wants 12 top stars to feature in it.”

Me: making gurgling sounds

“Of course, for a substantial fee they have all agreed. Now my friend wants to know if you can write the song and the video.”

Me: jumping up and down in the taxi, still making gurgling sounds.

“ She wants them all to be dressed in Tarun Tahilianai. And Shahrukh said he can say a few lines, but he doesn’t have time to do a whole acting piece...hello...hello...

Me, almost hugging the taxi driver: Yes, yes, I accept...I accept...mujhe kubul hai...

On a serious note: If this blog suddenly vanishes, either she’s bought over blogger. Or I have been beheaded.


Atrisa said...

Haha! Wow, now that's an assignment! Do or die. Don't forget to put on your best burqua.

Scribbler said...

hey wow...is this for real ???? Happy happy happy for you :)

Aneela Z said...

damn these KV/ Kevins really live it up after school dont they? Put this in the school brochure.
Aaj KV 47, Kal All izz (Oil) Well

ani_aset said...

oh wowwiiieee congrats and all the best for the video :)

DewdropDream said...

Geeeez ... that is BIG! Good luck ... hope it's a lot more fun than stressful :)

- Sugar Cube - said...


Jil Jil Ramamani said...

W00t!!! Dream sequence!

Nitika said...

Wow !!

Congratulations and all that jazz.
Central School types going places :)


The knife said...

please don't forget your friends while splashing in the oil

Hyde said...

Please take care- don't get beheaded! You and I have a travel plan to discuss.

Spaz Kumari said...

what the what?!

very congratulations hai!

agent green glass said...

@yeah. best foot forward or u might never see it again.

@thank you scribbler. i don't know if it'll all work out. but yeah, its just gonna be pretty funny.

@aneela: kevins!!! ha ha. everytime I see that i can't stop laughing. school brochure...u have never seen a KV. school brochure, you're lucky if u got a report card.

@ani_aset: thank you :)

@dewdrop: if its stressful, i'm not gonna do it. this is more for the fun than anything else. hawww shahrukh!

@sugarcube: :)

@jil jil: yeah. you bet. one dream sequence in the video for sure. and one item number too.

@nikita: yeah its a Kevin thing. hahaha.

@knife: Never. As long as no part of me is finely chopped.

@hyde: travel to saudi???

@spaz: yeah. all my filmipan is dying to get out. hai!

Tamanna said...

Hawww! Kya bol rahii hai :P

Punvati said...

kickass :D