Seriously, after spending most of my adult life wondering how to wear eye-shadow, i’m now clearly becoming a pro at it.
It’s scaring me.
Will I start to crave Louis Vuitton bags?
Will I go to Jamuna Pai for little jabs to restore my wrinkles?
Will the Kareena yoga lady be on my speed dial.
Will I only eat stir fry and shitake and teppanyaki?
Will I go for opening nites and nibble on cheese?
Will I be a dahling? Or a luv? Or a simbo?