Gosh. Rishi kapoor is so upset at how sonam and deepika behaved on coffee with karan.
Who the fuck is rishi kapoor? Some chubby actor who wore sweaters till he was 50.
Why is he upset?
Coz the girls said his son needed a stylist. And was not really sexy. And broadly hinted at him being a cheating boyfriend.
So, daddy dear is mad. The girls have insulted the kapoor khandaan.
Well, daddy o, i suggest you let your son fight his own battles. If he can fight villains, and woo chicks in flicks, why the fuck can’t he stand up for himself in real life?
And kapoor khandaan? What is that? The first family of some filmy folks who ate a lot of ghee and shoved all their generations into films.
Which also reminds me, that I have not had butter in two months. And jam as well. Both are part of project ‘no junk in the trunk’. Which mean mc booty cannot fill up my jeans any more than it already does.
And since I’m all filmy today, have any of you guys seen Saif Ali in the Taj Mahal tea ad. Dude, that face is crumbing faster than the poor monument. The cheekbones are out, the cheeks are swallowed up and the huge big nose is all I see. Any more surgery, he and his nose can team up for a double role.
Surgery always reminds me of that Ambani lady. And the monster house they’ve built. I told Z, ‘the top of the house looks like a giant open mouth, that can be seen from any part of the city.’
Z turned around and said, ‘yeah, let me gobble up all your money, and yours, and yours.’
Oh. And I heard they’ve put a mc donald’s in their mansion. See, that’s the problem with being a third world billionaire.
It all boils down to an alu tikki.